Anti-fashion Aficionado T-Shirts

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

As Seen Watching TV

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Punk Entomologists.

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Cow Piercing.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

Bad dog.

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

"What, already?! Never heard of casual fridays, luv?"

Emo girl gets wrong birthday gift.

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'