Alternative Fashion Admirer T-Shirts

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Mating rituals

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

REPENT! Get back to nature

I want to hold your hand

Tough Teddies

An opera singer

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Josephine Baker

Marilyn Ghost

Trilby - 'Confession

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Lady in Blue Dress

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Feathers and Cape

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Hats

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Hipsters knit their beards.

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'