Alternative Fashion Admirer T-Shirts

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Mating rituals

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

Punkins

I want to hold your hand

Tough Teddies

An opera singer

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Josephine Baker

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Marilyn Ghost

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Trilby - 'Confession

Lady in Blue Dress

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Feathers and Cape

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Hats

Hipsters knit their beards.

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'