Alternative Fashion Lovers T-Shirts

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Piercing Wedding - With these rings, I thee wed.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

High Riders of the Old West

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

1950's.

The Return Of The Minipants

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Punkins

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Tough Teddies

Rita Hayworth caricature

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Family Portrait Abuse.

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"Be honest - is it me?"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Antique Ailments

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Steampunk

Party!