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How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Nothing really changed. He still hated shopping.

I didn't like these when I was 5 and I don't like them now

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

Fashion Don'ts Support Group.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"That shirt is so last year."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Financial Christmas

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex