Anti-fashion Aficionado Gifts

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

As Seen Watching TV

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

The Man in the Iron Basque!

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

Punk Entomologists.

'I got dressed in the dark.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Bad dog.

Emo girl gets wrong birthday gift.

T-shirt - I Love Australia (Upside Down)

"What, already?! Never heard of casual fridays, luv?"

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'