Anti-fashionist Gifts

Man burning his tie.

As Seen Watching TV

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"How weird is it?"

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

Punk

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.