Fashion Sceptic Gifts

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

You're not going out to seek vengeance dressed like that!

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People