'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'
Style Skeptics Gifts
Searching for a creative gift for someone who questions trends and dances to their own beat? Our collection of fun, stylishly quirky items highlights the charm of being a self-proclaimed style skeptic. From humorous slogans to clever illustrations, these gifts are perfect for those who embrace their individuality. Whether it’s a mug for morning coffee or a t-shirt for a statement look, find something that celebrates their bold fashion choices and love of standing out.
How to look good vapid.
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.
'That guy is SO tacky.'
If middle-age birthday cards were honest...
'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'
" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."
'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'
'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'
"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."
Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
Budget cure
Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'
Celebrity Autobiography...
The contrast between a barrister and his clerk
The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?
Pants...Before & After
"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"
'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'
'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'
How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.
'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'
"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."
"Dad."
"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."
Style Skeptics Gifts Collection
Style Skeptics Mugs
Discover more fun and sassy mugs designed for style skeptics. Find the perfect coffee companion that matches their unique personality.
Style Skeptics Pillows
Browse our quirky pillows, perfect for adding personality to any room and celebrating the rebellious fashion lover.
Style Skeptics Prints
Check out our art prints for style skeptics—bold, creative designs that showcase their love for standing out and being uniquely themselves.
Style Skeptics T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty and expressive t-shirts for style skeptics. Let their clothing reflect their bold, independent spirit.