Style Skeptics Mugs

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

How to look good vapid.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Budget cure

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

Celebrity Autobiography...

Pants...Before & After

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Dad."

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."