Fashion Skeptics Mugs

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

How to recognize a German tourist...

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

Unnecessary Surgery

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

Canadian PM, Stephen Harper, and Queen Elizabeth II.

"Wow, that dress doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Unfortunately."