Style Skeptics Prints

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

How to look good vapid.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Celebrity Autobiography...

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

Pants...Before & After

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

"Dad."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."