How I have a questions for you: Why do girls with curly hair wish they had straight hair, and girls with straight hair wish they had curly hair?
Style Philosopher Mugs
Start their day with a splash of wit and wisdom. Our style philosopher mugs feature clever designs that inspire reflection and add a fashionable touch to their morning routine.
The contrast between a barrister and his clerk
"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."
"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."
Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?
Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'
The Bland Leading the Bland
Oak Tree Painted in 1642
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
Made It! Without getting one tattoo.
Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
"It's too academic."
'I like it.'
"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."
Cross section through the Art Virus.
The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.
"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."
The Marcel Wave
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
Budget cure
'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'
'I think he's a minimalist.'
Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!
"Is that what you're wearing?"
'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'
'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'
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