Fashion Nonconformist Gifts

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Punk Reindeer

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Dare to be different.

Frank Zappa

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"