Non-conformity Enthusiast Gifts

Only: black, navy blue or gray suits beyond this point.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Punk Reindeer

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Do not think outside the box!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Dare to be different.

Frank Zappa

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Punk Angel

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."