Non-conformist Adventurer Gifts

Punk Angel

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Pub Kendo.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Intermediate Slouching.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'No luggage.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"Here goes nothing."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Cuba After Castro

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

The shopping trolley up Everest.

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."