Nonconformist Explorer Gifts

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Frank Zappa

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Yonder

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."