Centrist Explorer Gifts

'I was trying to keep to the middle of the road, and I hit a pothole!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Crab with a clown face.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Imagine

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."