Centrist Explorer Gifts

Ain't Nothing in the Middle of the Road but a Faded Strip of Paint

'I was trying to keep to the middle of the road, and I hit a pothole!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Crab with a clown face.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Imagine

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."