Non-conformist Gifts

Brain In A Cage

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"Gibson! - You're out compliance!"

"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

Kiss My Ring

Unique Traffic Cones

Dumbed Down Culture

'Let's not go by the book.'

NON-COMPLIANT

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"There's old Begley—still marching to a different drummer."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'Sorry, Cap'n, but there's always one in every bunch.'

"I thought you'd be pleased if I didn't give you the usual cookie-cutter answers!"

"We don't think you're going to be a good fit..."

"Actually my business is thriving. I'm a the-hell-with-motivation speaker."

"You've got to hand it to Bernie, he certainly lives life on his own terms, Never wanting to follow the herd, no commitments, no stupid egrets."

"Non-traditional office space should be more fun."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. I don't want to do that, I want to drown myself in 40 year old scotch."

'Well so much for counting on him to lead the insurrection.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Because I'm not a tail wagger! That's why!'

Rude ID photo.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Going Against The Flow

"Why can't you be like everyone else and set up direct debits?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"