Nonconformist Gifts

"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"

Frank Zappa

'I'm beginning to wonder about Larry's commitment to the faith.'

"Nope, I'm just not feeling it!"

Conformity

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

The road less traveled

"Class, we must learn that rash generalizations are wrong... What if I said that all teens are only interested in wild music and funky fashions?"

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"

'I don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going.'

"I beg to differ."

Nihilist Dating Agency - for people with nothing in common.

"Where is everybody going?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Why should I have to conform to a date set by greeting card companies for showing my love? I was planning to romance you on Arbor day.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"I guess I've always marched to a different MP3-Player."

"So, who says we have to dress in black all the time?"

'I don't care if I am a Lemming, I'm not going.'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

The Mainstream

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

Monks/Everything I do seems to annoy him

Fashion Clone

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."