Fashion Statement Artist Pillows

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

Mikado

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Practicing my hate-face."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Likes Makes Right

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"