Silly Statement Maker Pillows

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'I could eat you.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

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'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

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A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

How many calories in a booger?

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'