Silly Statement Maker Prints

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I could eat you.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

How many calories in a booger?

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'