Bullish Or Bearish Adventurer Gifts

'It's a whole new ballgame out there, so get ready for some extra innings,'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Very Difficult Conversations

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Ego Increasing School

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"You have got to want to change."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Tom Stoppard

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

People of Courage

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'