Bullish Or Bearish Adventurer T-Shirts

'It's a whole new ballgame out there, so get ready for some extra innings,'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Very Difficult Conversations

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Ego Increasing School

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"You have got to want to change."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

Tom Stoppard

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

People of Courage

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."