Fiery Adventurer T-Shirts

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Hugh fans!"

Harsh Mellows.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Man fishing with large bait

"Where the wild things were."

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Now you can send it."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Beach flirting

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Don Quixote

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Bird sitting on a wing.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Witch dice.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'