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"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Hold it right there, Buster!"

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Now you can send it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Shoot For The Moon

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"...it's another metal detector."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Sticking out tongue

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'I told you to sip it!'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Alcoholidays.

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"