Ted Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"This is what I learned during my summer at TED camp."

"Worst TED talk ever"

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Welcome to my TED talk."

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

OMG.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"Mother, please!"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

Teddy for each day of the week

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Millennials Eye Chart

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

Word up!

TOM

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

"King Kong is now King Calm, proof that coffee cup messaging matters."