Superpower Fans Gifts

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Stonehenge Explained

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Which one's yours?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Fearless Frog Part 12

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This is a job for a consultant.'