Superpower Aficionado Gifts

"You're not using your boogeyman powers to cheat, are you, Cucuy?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."