Power Aficionado Gifts

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Wifi Peacock

Nuclear energy.

Careerist

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Barack Skywalker

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Sandcastles

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Halt! User name and password.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'