Power Aficionado Pillows

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Terry had a computer bug.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Wifi Peacock

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Careerist

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"You're shaving with my cell phone."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.