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"You're not using your boogeyman powers to cheat, are you, Cucuy?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

The Family Joules: Part 5

"I've been genetically modified!"

Batman O' War