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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

Telekinetics on strike...

'He's doing it again.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

The Family Joules: Part 6

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Slow Night

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Why Superman flies himself

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"