Uncommon Superpowers Enthusiast Gifts

Superhero with Acrophobia

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Batman O' War

Reasonableman

"I've been genetically modified!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"