Uncommon Superpowers Enthusiast Mugs

Superhero with Acrophobia

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"