Superpower Enthusiast Gifts

The Mostly Invisible Man

'Whilst his cousin, Clark, fought for freedom, justice and the American way. Doctor Neville Kent chose a more orthodox way of using his abilities for the good of mankind.'

"I see under special skills you've listed, 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this."

Activist in superhero outfit with a sign.

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

The Superhero Supermarket.

'Oh. . . Flowers. . . I thought you said you were going to show me your amazing powers.'

The gift of x-ray vision wasn't what Desmond had hoped for.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Work Day...Day Off.

"My superpower is I'm impervious to reason."

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

"Man...! I wish I had supervision!"

Being invisible in traffic maybe hazardous to your health!

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

He really regretted wishing for super-powers.

'Here - let me do it!'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."

Hairyman would rely only on his god-given abilities to repel evil.

"...It's clearly....some kind of sick nudist pervert!"

"Is it so bad to check everyone's oven as I fly by?"

"You're violating my airspace."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"