Superpower Fans Pillows

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Stonehenge Explained

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"