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A sidewalk full of starts

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The Pink Bantha

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Luke Sleepwalker...

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Rocket Ark

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

James Earl Jones

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Serious business

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Teenage Yoda

Retro Kid.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"Made me shit my pants you have."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."