Star Power Fans Mugs

A sidewalk full of starts

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Luke Sleepwalker...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Rocket Ark

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Serious business

James Earl Jones

Retro Kid.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Teenage Yoda

"Made me shit my pants you have."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"