Superpower Fan Gifts

Superannuation Man

Superman Vs. Winter

"Yoiks!"

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

New York Gondolier

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Happy Xmas

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

Street Musician

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"You're violating my airspace."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Manager please give 10%

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Here - let me do it!'