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Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Snow is falling...

Running out of Gas.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Hot dog warmer

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

The headless moped driver

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Mouse Skateboarder

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Poop!'

Charlie Brown goes Kitesurfing

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Football Snail

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Superman Vs. Winter