Sausage Fan Gifts

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"For better, for wurst."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

Silly sausages

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Sausage

A trio of local sausages.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Darned Copycats!"