Sausage Fan Mugs

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"For better, for wurst."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Silly sausages

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Woman walking sausage dog.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

A trio of local sausages.