Seagull Fan Gifts

"Haven't you heard of pier pressure?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Neptune

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Oceanographer