Seagulls Gifts

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hats and Food

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Do me a favor. Keep away from that one … he’s freaking weird."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

He says he won't marry me unless I sign a pre-nut.

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'He was born to the sea.'

"Fifi"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

Seagulls landing