Seagulls Mugs

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hats and Food

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Do me a favor. Keep away from that one … he’s freaking weird."

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Fifi"

'He was born to the sea.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

Seagulls landing

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'