Yolo Advocate Gifts

'Yolo, right?!'

Angel wears t-shirt in Heaven with the logo: YOLO (You Only Live Once)

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

YOLO vs YODO

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

African shadow

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Make good decisions!

"They grow up so slow."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"YOLO."

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"YOL 9Lives."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

The Minor Issue

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'