Yoga Advocate Gifts

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Self help acupuncture

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'