Yoga Advocate Gifts

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Self help acupuncture

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Yoga classes door.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Tree Pose To Support

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'