Yodeler Gifts

Cattleman hotel: 'Thank you for NOT yodeling.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Cornucopia Horns.

Alpine Pipe

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

List making as therapy.

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Elephant falls in love with Alpine horn.

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."

Filling up with Deersil.

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

"I think our location might be why our yodeling career isn't paying off."

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

"Right I'm going to try and talk him down, then back up again, then down again...

Echo Point - no yodeling.

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'