Yodellers Gifts

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

David and Goliath.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'