Yodellers Gifts

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

David and Goliath.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Yo Yo Tricks.